Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

 

Joke: Yo Mamma's so far, a friend showed her a picture of her feet.
She didn't recognize them.

 

Joke: Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application.

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out.

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code!

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side.

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five minutes of the show!

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade!

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, she invented the lowrider!

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats.

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued."

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!"

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.

Joke: Yo mamma's so old, she farts dust.

Joke: Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus $3.

Joke: Yo mamma's so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch.

 

Joke: Yo mamma's so poor, she can't afford to go on welfare.

Joke: Yo mamma's so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter.

Joke: Yo mamma's so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.

Joke: Yo mamma's so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.